Small Stupid Hat by Eva Komma (stockinettebitch)

Small Stupid Hat

Knitting
January 2025
yarn held together
Fingering
+ Fingering
= DK (11 wpi) ?
22 stitches and 28 rows = 4 inches
in stockinette stitch
US 6 - 4.0 mm
219 - 284 yards (200 - 260 m)
S/M (M/L)
English
This pattern is available for €3.00 EUR buy it now

This is a charity pattern and all of the proceeds will be donated. See more info below.

The small stupid is exactly what it says: Small and stupid, because it doesn’t cover your ears. It’s a style statement and cool people will understand that. It is also perfect to use that one skein of really special fingering or DK weight yarn that you love but have no idea what to do with.

The hat is knit as a tube and turned inside out halfway to make the brim. Immediately after, we start the crown decreases to really make sure your ears will not be warm in the slightest. As the last step, the brim will be folded and sewn into place. Perfect to cover up questionable hair situations, show off some awesome earrings or just add that little bit of spice to your everyday outfits.

SIZES
S/M (M/L)
Fits head size: 54-56 (57-60) cm

Circumference of finished hat: 46 cm (49 cm)
Negative ease: 10 cm

MATERIALS
Mme Benoir LuxLove
60 g (400m/100g) held double

or 260m (285 yards) of any fingering weight yarn held double (= 2 x 130m)

or 200m (220 yards) of your favorite DK weight yarn

NEEDLES
4 mm circular needle 80cm (magic loop)
or

4 mm circular needle 40cm
and
4 mm double-pointed needles

4 stitch markers

KNITTING TENSION
22 stitches in width and 28 rows in height in stockinette stitch = 10 x 10 cm

All of the proceeds from this pattern will be donated to these two charities:
Here’s some more information on these causes:

Malala Fund
The Malala Fund is an international nonprofit organization dedicated to ensuring every girl has access to 12 years of free, safe, and quality education. Founded by Malala Yousafzai and her father, the fund focuses on regions where girls face significant barriers to education, such as conflict zones and areas with systemic inequality.

Die Vergessenen e.V.
Die Vergessenen (en. “the forgotten ones”) is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping animals in need, especially those that have been abandoned or are suffering due to neglect or cruelty – animals who might otherwise not be adopted due to their conditions. Based in Germany, the organization rescues animals from dire situations, supports local shelters, provides medical care, and works to find the animals loving forever homes. They focus not only on dogs and cats but also on other animals in need of protection.