Ron Swanson said it. Now you can display it.

Decorative pillow design features a sassy quote paired with traditional fair isle designs. Pattern is sparse and has not been tested and support will be spotty. It’s free.

The original was knit in DK yarn on 3.5mm needles, but you can easily change yarn weight and needle size to make a different sized pillow. Fingering weight yarn knit at 8.25 stitches per inch will give you a 10 inch pillow cover.