Perfect for when you need to kick someone in the balls, but don’t want to do any permanent damage to an actual person. (#misandry) These balls are durable and weighty, great for frustrated office worker and hackey sacker alike!

You will need:

• 100yds Aran or worsted weight yarn (Samples for this pattern were created with Red Heart and Big Twist Value solids)
• Polypropylene pellets, beans or polyfill
• Hook Size F (3.75mm) for body
• Safety eyes (optional)
• Black Yarn for mouth

For cheeks:
Pink embroidery floss
Hook size C
-OR-
⅜” pink felt circle (I purchased the ones pictured from appliqueflowers on Etsy)
Tacky glue