Testicle Hackeysack
by Shannon Linn
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Testicle Hackeysack
by Shannon Linn
Perfect for when you need to kick someone in the balls, but don’t want to do any permanent damage to an actual person. (#misandry) These balls are durable and weighty, great for frustrated office worker and hackey sacker alike!
You will need:
- 100yds Aran or worsted weight yarn (Samples for this pattern were created with Red Heart and Big Twist Value solids)
- Polypropylene pellets, beans or polyfill
- Hook Size F (3.75mm) for body
- Safety eyes (optional)
- Black Yarn for mouth
For cheeks:
Pink embroidery floss
Hook size C
-OR-
⅜” pink felt circle (I purchased the ones pictured from appliqueflowers on Etsy)
Tacky glue
About this pattern
About this yarn
by Red Heart
Aran
100% Acrylic
364 yards
/
198
grams
315681 projects
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About this yarn
by Caron
Aran
100% Acrylic
315 yards
/
170
grams
235448 projects
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98910 times
rating
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4.0
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19667 votes
About this yarn
by Lion Brand
Aran
100% Acrylic
170 yards
/
100
grams
161057 projects
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59866 times
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3.9
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14090 votes
About this yarn
by J&P Coats
Thread, size
100% Cotton
9 yards
183 projects
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51 times
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4.3
from
30 votes
- First published: October 2017
- Page created: October 21, 2017
- Last updated: February 10, 2022 …
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