Introducing: The Don’t Text Sweater pattern. Your guide to knitting a simple, stylish turtleneck designed for aggressive hibernation.

Picture this: you’re wearing your #DontTextSweater and you’re so goshdarn cozy that you simply can’t be bothered to respond. You’re nice and snuggled up, you’re resting, you’re relaxing. You’re Diane Keaton sipping coffee and looking out the window at snow gently falling outside. In a word, you’re cozy.

And there you have it: an advanced-beginner knitting pattern, written for 9 sizes, that will suit any body with a chest circumference from 28”-64”. This one’s fun and super quick to knit. Plus, the texture will make it a standout in your wardrobe! We love.

You’ll need about 450-850 yards of super chunky yarn to complete this pattern. I recommend So Woolly (Premier Yarns), Rasta (Malabrigo), and The Wool (We Are Knitters). Gauge is 9 stitches x 12 rows per 4”, so any yarn that achieves that gauge will work! Be sure to have circular knitting needles, a stitch marker and tapestry needle on hand, too!

Happy knitting!!

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