Express the physical and emotional roller coaster that your body undergoes during intoxication with this eye mask. One side communicates the joys, the other side, the woes in simple block letters. Two separate pieces are knit in stockinette then joined together using basic crochet stitches. And that’s about it! It’s so easy to knit, you’ll be knocking back a few while you make it.

Charts are available in “i ♥ beer,” i ♥ wine,“ and “i ♥ booze” options.