Want to welcome your newest dictator into office? Why not craft a pair of mittens sized especially for him? As we all know, it can be hard to find mittens that fit when your hands are that yuge, and signing so many nasty bills into law can leave your hands colder than a fascist regime.

Since they work up so quickly you can make them in every colour, such as Cheeto orange, urine yellow, and even pussy pink!

Make sure you attach enough postage when mailing, or there will be hell toupee.