Not a fan of the hot winter seasonal brew but want to celebrate your favorite winter holiday? Want your beer to fit in at your ugly sweater party? Need to add a festive touch to your after-work drink?

Dress it in an Ugly Christmas Sweater!

This drinker with a knitting problem has found the precise numbers of stitches and decreases to dress up your best 12oz friend (trust me, I’ve tried it on damn near every brew my local enabler offers). Decorate it for your favorite holiday, to match your beloved well-worn sweater, or any way that will bring an extra smile when you pop off that cap and take a tasty first sip.

This pattern is for a basic stockinette koozie, a blank slate to decorate in any way you please (lights? music? glitter? DO IT). The clever drunk knitter could adapt it to include fair isle or cables, and I am a clever drunk knitter, so if those intimidate you, I’ll surely have a pattern for each in the future.