Nothing says old-fashioned values more than punching Adolf Hitler in the face. If anyone could say they’ve accomplished that a lot of times, it’s definitely Captain America - protector of all that is good about the U.S. of A. Vibranium is one metal of an alloy that was used to make Captain America’s shield. It’s super strong and can absorb most kinetic energy, protecting Cap from diverse attacks by everything from bullets to Hulk smashes. This is an old-fashioned sock, with some fancy stripe work in the cuff, a subtle star motif on the leg, a stripy afterthought, and of course, a star toe. It’s up to you if you eat apple pie while wearing them.