This is a wash cloth pattern I fashioned after the Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF).

The pattern is in chart form only and requires knowledge of chart reading, casting on, knit and purl stitches, and binding off.

I used a long tail cast on (gives a nice starting foundation) and binded it off with the standard knit bind-off. It is 30 stitches wide (4 on each side for a garter stitch border) and 22 in the center for the pattern.

The linked chart pattern is what the wash cloth should look like when the right side is facing you.

I worked this pattern on 3.5 mm circular needles with aran weight cotton yarn, but needle size and yarn weight are not important for this pattern. It can even be worked on straight needles.

Without blocking, it measures about 6.5 inches tall by 7 inches wide.