Condensation in your wraparound scarf making you cranky?

Ski Mask ruining your style, not to mention your luck with the ladies?

Impress your friends and entertain strangers with this super cozy and surprisingly functional face warmer complete with delectable mustache.

One 100 gram skein of chunky alpaca yarn from Catalina, Plymouth or the like will easily make 3 Sexy Beards. You might even have enough left over for a bookmark or two.

You know a child that’s 6 going on 60 yet still lacks the tell tale signs of said maturity on his or her face? Crochet the littlesters in your life a Sexy Beard…but maybe we should call that a Sassy beard so the FBI doesn’t think we’re trying anything funny here with the word sexy. Work the children’s version using worsted yarn and a smaller hook. Ta da. It’s like magic, only slightly slower.

One beard – 35 yards chunky yarn and a size J crochet hook for the adult sizes.

35 yards worsted yarn and a size G crochet hook for the children’s size.5