How many times have you asked yourself, where can I find a penis-shaped cozy for all these wine bottles? Well, I have good news for you, friends. You are a couple clicks away from being able to download this PDF pattern to make one yourself.

This wine cozy pattern was a lot of fun to develop, and is certainly not your grandma’s crochet. Well, who knows, maybe you have a hilarious grandma.

Pattern is my own. Uses size 4 medium weight yarn with a G hook. Crochet pattern suits beginners, and I’m happy to answer questions along the way. Fits a standard 750 ml wine bottle and some liquor bottles (there should be a bit of stretch to it).