Meet Pig Whitman, a humble swine with honest beginnings. He leads a life of toil and after a hard day tending his corn he likes nothing more than oinking his snout into a jar of whisky.

Meet Clark Jungleman, a monkey with a penchant for haute couture. Fancying himself as quite the cosmopolitan young fellow, he idles away his days drinking cocktails and riding his bicycle through the streets. He needn’t worry about money; he’s been living very comfortably since bringing in a sizeable jackpot as Snakes & Ladders Champion 1997.

eBook published in September 2013