Introducing the latest addition to BootBuffer’s line of alliterative legwear, the ankle amplifier! This versatile little length of cable and ribbing is designed to work with all manner of ankle-centric footwear, from short boot to high sneaker. The stepped cable pattern is particularly suited for scrunching, should your ankles be in actual need...

The cozy cuff is a lot like the boot buffer: it’s a clever little hand knit cuff, designed to fill the gap that sometimes occurs between your calf and your boots when said boots don’t quite fit. But the cozy cuff is designed to fill a slimmer margin, for those boots that really do almost fit, and yet could still use an extra bit of cozy cushion...

introducing eeeee! aka Endearingly Eery Empty Eye-stalk Entity… won’t you fill his emptiness with something you hold dear? he promises to keep an eye on it!

Lumpy little lumps of love made from your leftover yarn. Their mutual attraction is assured by the mighty magnets in their nuzzling noses.

introducing mmmmm… aka Mr. Mighty Munchie Mouth-pouch Monster! he may be a monster, but he still likes you… and he’s hungry! stick something in his mouth-pouch to find out what else he likes…

introducing ooooo aka Ornery Octo-Ocular Ornithological Oddity… that’s right! ooooo’s got eight eyes and they’re all looking at you… ooooo, he sure does like what he sees!

Do you have high hopes? This little ant does… and he just needs you to knit him up so that you can move that rubber tree plant together! You can knit your ant in little or very little, and with or without his very own baseball jersey. If you are a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies you will understand this completely, but just in case you are not...

Although written for one size, this pattern will still fit a variety of humans. When they come off the needles, each wellie wonder is approximately 11 inches (28 cm) high by 11 inches (28 cm) around, but the inherent stretchiness of knitting should allow them to accommodate calves up to about 15 inches (38 cm).

I have really skinny legs, and quite a few pairs of adorable boots that don’t quite fit them. So I knit up these cabled cuffs to act as "buffers" between me and the boots… viola and huzzah!

The original Phun Phur Phanatic was improvised during the 2008 World Series and finished just in time to see the Phightin’ Phils become World Champions! Special thanks to all the Ravelers in the Phillies Phanatics group for lovin’ him, and to all who asked for a pattern: here it is! Phinally! and it’s phree! ;)