Basic instructions and tables for knitting small, medium, and large socks in fingering, sport, or worsted yarn. Edited, modified, corrected, and updated from an old beat up handout I got when I first started knitting.

These are solid color socks with a repeat of the word “FUCK” all over them, preferably knitted in a sparkly yarn.

I have temporarily reactivated the pattern as of 5/31/2023 due to the number of messages I have received.