This is a crochet pattern for an artificial breast that sits inside your bra. A dear loved one lost one of her breasts to cancer and after searching and searching for a pattern, with no luck, I decided to make one. When finished, the artificial breast will measure around 4 and ½ inches wide by 3 inches tall. If you decide to use a different siz...

At the end of this pattern, you will end up with a washcloth approximately 10”x10” square.

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This is a beginner friendly octopus pattern.

I love funny stuff and these washcloths never fail to amuse me!

I love funny stuff and these washcloths never fail to amuse me!

This is the pattern to make the base of a wine bottle sleeve. If you want to add faces or other extras, unfortunately, those are not included in this pattern. It is a beginner friendly pattern that uses simple stitches such as single and double crochet, slip stitch, back loop only, and chains.

After searching and searching, I couldn’t find a pattern for a little bag of dicks. So I wrote my own!