Deck the halls with amigurumi!

Looking for a gift for that special someone?

This eBook features four mini designs: a playful Scarecrow Hat, a sunny Sunflower Hat, a sophisticated Bowler Hat, and a classic Cowboy Hat.

Want an eye-poking bag to carry around your dice? The Dick Dice Bag is perfect as a gag gift for your boardgame buddies or to keep your treasures safe. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous). The pattern is NO SEW except for weaving in your ends. Foreskin and pubes are optional extras. There’s even a little pop of p...

The Fidget Bead Key Fob pattern combines your love of yarn with colourful pony beads. Made with a handy lanyard clip, it’s perfect for on-the-go fidgeting. Easy to follow instructions make it beginner-friendly, and endless colour and bead combinations let you personalise your fidget. Get ready for some bead-rolling fun!

The One Eyed Willy Warmer is a perfect gift for the pricks in your life! Whip up a few of these to keep the ‘ole Johnson warm this winter or hand them out as gag gifts for the holidays. We’ve used soft, acrylic yarn and allowed plenty of room for Willy to grow. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous).

Know a cunt face who would use some scrubbing? The Cunt Face Scrubbies are a quick and funny gift idea - or whip up a set for yourself. The pattern features letters spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. Each letter is made on a separate face scrubbie – the perfect subtle (or not so subtle) way to...

Are you looking for a quick amigurumi fidget where the beads actually spin? Then grab your scrap yarn, and let’s crochet a Granny Roller Bead Fidget! This Granny is wearing her pink hair rollers, pearl necklace, and a cute little smirk. She works up fast and is the perfect size for a keychain. The pony beads spin freely to help with fidgety han...

There are some kids who will look cute AF in their Twisted Tendrils Beanie this holiday season! But you don’t have to wait until autumn, Halloween, or even Thanksgiving to rock the striped pumpkin hat. This beanie makes an adorable newborn photo prop or a warm accessory for cold weather. The pattern includes sizes from newborn to 3-10 years (fi...

Get ready for a little Halloween fun with the Hocus Pocus Pumpkin pattern! The pumpkins are created by working in striped rows and need only a small amount of yarn. The shaping is minimal, with only a few stitches required to create the squishy shape. If you want more of a spooky twist to your decorations, add some safety eyes and a face for th...

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Ever wanted to wear your fidgets? You can keep your hands warm and your fingers busy with the Easy Fidget Bead Gloves. These fingerless gloves are worked flat in rows and seamed up the sides. The pattern is available in 3 sizes and is perfect for beginners and skilled crafters alike. Easy to customise and make in a variety of colours and with d...

Want a creative way to tell people how you’re feeling about the state of the world? Why not crochet our Fuck It Mosaic Wall Hanging? Hang it up to remind yourself how few fucks you have left. This pattern is made with the Mosaic Overlay technique using two colours. This is not a mosaic tutorial – you will need to know how to read a Mosaic Chart...

Tubular, dude! Get ready to bring a slice of the 90s into your home with this totally rad 90’s Slang Wall Hanging. This pattern features iconic 90s slang (like Trippin’, Phat, and 411) and is crafted using the Intarsia Method for a clean finish. Crochet in your favourite 90s-inspired colour palette and get ready to stitch some seriously tight p...

Looking for a spooky addition to your cleaning supplies? Our Skull Washcloth pattern is just what you need! This fun and functional project features a skull silhouette, crafted with bobble stitches for a textured wash rag. The pattern includes both a chart and written instructions, which could be used for other skelly projects. Perfect for Hall...

Looking for a fun way to ‘clean up’? The Cum Rag Washcloth is a funny and functional crochet project that combines a practical washcloth with a cheeky message. The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Cum Rag Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft and absor...

Looking for that perfect present for someone… special in your life? The Ass Rag Washcloth is a funny and functional crochet project that combines a practical washcloth with a cheeky message. The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Ass Rag Washcloth, made with cotton y...

Looking for a gift for that special someone? The Dick Rag Washcloth is a funny and functional crochet project that combines a practical washcloth with a cheeky message. The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Dick Rag Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft...

Want to add a touch of humour to your bathtime routine? The Vag Rag Washcloth is a funny and functional crochet project that combines a practical washcloth with a cheeky message. The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Vag Rag Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not ...

Pattern includes the Mini Cowboy Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Dress Up Marshmallow Cat shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Sunflower Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Dress Up Marshmallow Cat shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Bowler Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Alex the Blankie Bear shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Scarecrow Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost, Dress Up Marshmallow Cat, and Alex the Blankie Bear shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Need a quick and easy Halloween crochet project? Look no further than this adorable Mini No Sew Amigurumi Ghost! The little spook is easy to make and requires NO SEWING. With big, Kawaii eyes and smile, this ghost is sure to be a hit for RAOCKS and trick-or-treaters - add a ring to make cute keychains for your market stall. (Mini Amigurumi Hat ...

Proudly proclaim your love of a diaper-free, cat-hair filled lifestyle with this crochet Childless Cat Ladies Wall Hanging. Display in your living room or outside your front door so people know what to expect when they cross the threshold. Made entirely with single crochet and using the Intarsia method, this pattern includes written instruction...

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Shout out to all cat loving crocheters! We have the purrfect project for you: the No Sew Cat Ear Beanie! This pattern lets you create an adorable beanie with cute cat ears, all worked from the bottom up with no sewing required. Easy to customise, including 4 adult sizes (in cm), it works with any yarn weight. Make one for yourself and your frie...

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The Celeste Mesh Crop Top is a breezy, beautiful crochet shirt perfect for summer nights! This design uses simple stitches and a large hook for a light, airy mesh look. Made to measure in flat panels, the Celeste requires no complex construction, making it perfect for beginners. The top can be customised to be longer or shorter. You will need a...

Preemie Memory Beanies can offer a small comfort during a time of loss. Made to measure in sizes 20 to 42 weeks, these beanies are perfect for charities, hospitals, or for creating memory boxes for grieving parents. Made with pastel DK yarn and simple patterns, the beanies are a quick and heartwarming way to give back to your community and crea...

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Feeling fidgety? Crochet this cute granny square with pony beads for a calming and entertaining experience. Perfect for all skill levels, this project combines relaxation with creativity. Granny Square Fidgets are perfect for Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and little gifts. Not only are the grannies fast to crochet, but they can be made with y...

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Get ready to add a pop of personality to your winter wardrobe with the Cheery Checkered Slippers. This pattern uses two contrasting colours of yarn to create a checkered design, perfect for brightening up any chilly day. The design uses front post stitches, and all colour changes are floated inside the slippers for a clean finish. You will need...

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Inspired by the adorable ragdoll bunny designed by Tina Barriga from the Facebook Group “Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and More”. This Flat Ragdoll Bunny is crocheted completely flat with no polyester filling or plastic eyes! Perfect for gifting to smaller children and using as random acts of kindness. This version is wearing shorts.

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This free Rainbow Bead Fidget pattern combines your love of yarn with colourful glitter pony beads. Made with a handy lanyard clip, it’s perfect for on-the-go fidgeting. Easy to follow instructions make it beginner-friendly, and endless colour and bead combinations let you personalise your fidget. Get ready for some bead-rolling fun!

Inspired by the adorable ragdoll bunny designed by Tina Barriga from the Facebook Group “Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and More”. This Flat Ragdoll Bunny is crocheted completely flat with no polyester filling or plastic eyes! Perfect for gifting to smaller children and using as random acts of kindness.

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Get ready for cosy comfort and chic style with these Alpine Stitch Fingerless Gloves, crocheted in a neutral beige colour. This pattern features the popular Alpine Stitch, suitable for advanced beginners and using only three stitches (single crochet, double crochet, and front post double crochet). Keep your hands warm while leaving your fingers...

Juggling work, kids, and everything in between? This Fidget Bead Lanyard crochet pattern is here to save the day! The design combines a handy lanyard with a fidget toy, perfect for teachers, medical staff, parents, or anyone who needs a little stress relief. Using colourful pony beads that roll between your fingers, this lanyard keeps your ID o...

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Craving some more cuteness in your life? Meet our enchanting Mushroom Forest Baby – a beginner-friendly crochet pattern featuring a chubby baby with kawaii eyes peeking out from beneath a toadstool hat. Finished off with a fuzzy scarf for those cold nights. This is the perfect pattern to add some woodland magic to your amigurumi collection.

This quick and easy Puff Circle Coaster pattern uses bulky cotton yarn to create a delightful textured coaster perfect for protecting your surfaces. The simple puff stitch design adds a touch of elegance, while the grey colour provides a neutral base that complements any décor. Whip up a set of these coasters in no time – they make wonderful ho...

Get ready for Easter with Erik the Easter Bunny! Erik boasts a rounded body, a cute face, and the option to crochet arms directly onto his body (or sew them on afterwards). Includes the pattern for a Mini Easter Basket and instructions on how to make a Pom Pom with a fork! Erik is sure to become a cherished Easter decoration and your cuddly fri...

This adorable Marshmallow Cat is not your ordinary feline: they’re a fashionable kitty with a wardrobe ready for dress up. Get ready to craft a fluffy friend that transforms into a rabbit,

Introducing our Feather Stitch Fingerless Gloves - these gloves are cosy and soft, with the Feather Stitch providing a gorgeous texture and warmth. The pattern is designed in three sizes – small, medium, and large – and is easily customisable. Embrace the soothing rhythm of the Feather Stitch as you crochet these gloves for you or your loved on...

Meet the Lazy Daisy Easter Bunny, a cute amigurumi that will inject a burst of spring into your crochet. This bunny’s head and body are worked in one piece and adorned with beautifully embroidered lazy daisy flowers. The big, floppy ears add a touch of charm, making this bunny the ideal companion for Easter or any occasion.

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Meet Fabian - the adorable crochet mini fox, brought to life with a magical blend of vibrant orange, crisp white, and bold black yarn. Crafted with love, this little fox is a burst of joy in every stitch. What’s not to love about this little forest baby?

Introducing Tessa the Turtle Lovey crochet pattern – a huggable and adorable companion for your little ones! Crafted from luxurious mint chenille yarn, Tessa comes to life with a sweet pink bow and captivating green glitter eyes. This soft and snuggly blanket is not just a cosy accessory but a cherished friend for bedtime and beyond. Dive into ...

Embark on a journey of creative crochet with our Trio of Plant Pot Covers, designed to elevate your botanical haven with a touch of handmade charm.

Introducing the Gothic Spider Web Drawstring Bag crochet pattern, a bewitching blend of elegance and spookiness.

Introducing the Silver Haven Plant Hanger crochet pattern!

You don’t have to wait until Easter to make these cute bunnies! The Mini Bunny is wearing an adorable little pastel blue tutu. You can also easily alter the pattern to create your own little rabbit without a skirt or in a variety of colours. Let your creativity run wild.

Rawr! The little (and big) kiddies will love this mini dinosaur amigurumi. Straight out of a kawaii Jurassic Park, this tater tot has a toothy grin and a cute spikey spine down his back. Not only does his tail look adorable, but it also helps him to stand up straight. Play around with the colours and make a dino that suits your personality.

Umi is a magical, mini unicorn from the land of faeries. Their gorgeous white fur is accented with purple. The mane and front hair are made using pastel yarns and curly cues. Um will make an adorable gift for unicorn fans, young and old!

Have you ever wondered what a mixture of a bunny and a unicorn would look like? Well, we’d like to imagine that it would be a big cutie like Celeste!

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Forget those giant plushy bees you’ve seen on TikTok! Tiny honey-makers like Barbara are the cutest (in our humble bumble opinion).

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Craft your own cuddly companion - Alex the Blankie Bear! This amigurumi pattern offers a beginner-friendly body construction, perfect for those new to crocheting amigurumi. The true charm of Alex lies in the customisable granny square blanket – a timeless crochet motif to personalise your bear. Pick your favourite colour palette to create a uni...