There is no gauge for this project.

Now you too can make your own Vulva Key-chain with these easy to follow instructions.

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Your cats are guaranteed to go nuts for these nuts! Each penis sits at about 5 inches erect!!

Your cats are guaranteed to go nuts for these tits! Each tit sits at about 3 inches wide and 2.5 inches tall with an erect nipple!

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Now you too can make your own Nip Slip Titty Can Cozy with these easy to follow instructions.

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ahh… for the love of the cooters. Now you too can make this delicious lip treat with these easy to follow instructions!

Now you too can make your own Titty Pillow with these easy to follow instructions.

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Now you can make your own Rabbit Vibrator with these easy to follow instructions.