These adorable frog faces are perfect to make bath time more fun for kiddos, to use as oven mitts or even quirky hot pads. There’s even a little loop so you can hook them in your bathroom or kitchen.

My first pattern of 2024 and my very first ‘food’ related pattern, so I felt like I needed to go as big and silly as possible. I hope you have as much fun making these addicting ladies as I do! The absolute best thing about this pattern is that, other than her face embroidery, it is entirely no sew!

My Acoustic Guitar pattern got so much love that I just couldn’t keep myself from making a silly version . I hope you have as much fun making these mammarian instruments as I do!

Whichever size you choose to make, these bags are such a fun, whimsical and ever-so-slightly spooky thing to make! Carry your groceries home, collect cool rocks you find on your travels or just accessorize so many outfits with these monochromatic beauties! I hope you have as much fun making these as I do!

We all need a little more mushie in our lives, and this super quick and easy multiple use pattern is the perfect way to achieve it!

I pulled out all the stops for this one! A bit of freeform crochet, a dash of tapestry crochet, and even embroidery; but it was so worth it!

After a year or so of designing; I’ve noticed that my most popular patterns are either frogs or bags. I thought it was past time to merge the two, so I humbly present these adorable Frog Bags

No matter the size; these bags add such an adorable accessory to your beach day shell gathering or DND game; the baby beach ball actually holds 10 full dice sets (70) comfortably!

This lady was my very first specially requested design! At the time- I wasn’t ready to start publishing patterns, but 40 published patterns later I’d simply forgotten about her. I think it’s time that Lady Pothead: the Stoner Goddess got the respect (and PDF file) she rightfully deserves!

I designed this adorable queen last summer in honor of all the incredible warriors that have reached out to me while healing from, preparing for or even supporting a loved one through their mastectomy. I’m so excited to finally be properly sharing her with you!

I hope you have as much fun making this two-eyed trouser snake as I did!

I originally designed these little hats to adorn my Long Boobied Frogs (pattern also available in my shop)- but I realized they make adorable hats for all sorts of creatures and even wonderful cat toys or keychains when made into a stand- alone stuffie.

Add some boobie to your spooky or your entire year with this super customizable, super silly bag pattern. The Frankenbooby takes a bit of sewing and patience, but the standard mammary is the easiest bag pattern that I’ve designed yet! I hope you have as much fun making these as I do :).

This was by FAR the largest, most intimidating and most rewarding pattern that I’ve published so far.

Why wait for winter to build a snowman? Especially when he’s calling you with those CHEEKS

Halloween or Christmas, stiff or floppy brimmed- these hats add the perfect touch of mysterious silliness to any holiday celebration! Or you can always just wear them to the beach for some witchy sun protection.

I designed this very professional guy many MANY moons ago and completely forgot about him. What fortuitous timing that I get to share him with you during the season most suited for him.

I promise I tried to think of a better name for her but honestly, need I say more than Witch Tiddy Ghost? She’s the perfect home decor for that person that just seems to already have all of the Halloween decor you find for them. I can guarantee you they won’t already have this saucy big breasted, teenie ghost bikini wearing witch ghost.

I’m going to be entirely honest with you- I have no idea where you could wear this thing.. BUT the little boobie pockets bring me so much joy so maybe you could just give your local cashier a laugh. Even so, I left instructions for boobiless regular ghost bags so you can make them for kiddos.

I set out to design a “Fall” bag that was a bit less in-your-face than my Pumpkin Dice Bags, and I just love it! Like the pumpkin bag, though, other than weaving in ends there is no sewing anything together!

My Pumpkin Dice Bags got so much love that I had to make a plush version! These babies make such beautiful home decor in solid yarn, variegated, worsted or blanket yarn. If you’re already familiar with front post and pack post HDC, this pattern will be a breeze! but of course if you get stuck at any point you should feel free to reach out to me.

If your Halloween season starts in August (like mine), I’ve got just the bag for you! No matter if you’re using it for dice, crystals, cool rocks you find on a walk to trick-or-treat candy- a quirky pumpkin bag makes everything better.

Wacky little bags are one of my absolute favorite things to design, and in my humble opinion this little dude is one of the cutest.

He’s a little bit catfish in the mouth, a little bit goldfish in the eyeballs, and 100% fun all around!

I worked this bag up as a last-minute birthday gift and it was just so well-received that I had to write up the pattern for it! This super whimsical crossbody bag is guaranteed to be the most popular gift at any 10 year old girl’s birthday party, but it’s also the perfect eye-catching beach accessory and it’s just large enough to hold a phone, ...

Bumbleboobie welcomes a member of the royal family with a little extra ‘junk’ in the trunk and her little striped cheeks are simply delightful!

I get asked about this lovely bucket hat every time I wear it out! Its the perfect lightweight, whimsical addition to any mushroom forager’s outfit. I hope you love making, gifting and wearing these as much as I do !

Out of all of my new creations, this guy has been requested as a pattern the absolute most! Now that I’m trying to work through all these patterns I have to publish, I thought hed be a fantastic place to start.

This silly ‘golden clitorised’ bag is the perfect accessory to proudly show your feminine support, a fun gift for honestly anyone with a good sense of humor, OR just a little something to make your family and friends uncomfortable on outings so you can keep all those cool rocks to yourself.

I’ve been avoiding publishing my first ‘Tapestry Crochet’ or ‘graph’ pattern because I thought all the teenie numbers would make my head spin, but this absolute UNIT of a market bag was nothing but delightful to work up!

The five mushroom patterns are written separately and using US terminology.

I think you need more nautical mammary in your life!

Nothing says Spring like frogs!

Now we know why she’s so shy- I’d be modest, too if I were hiding these melons under the water!

I’m amazed how long it’s taken me to publish the pattern for these busty beauties! These ladies are the perfect thing to make for any bee enthusiast (we all know one) or just to welcome Spring and make you smile.

ust feast your eyes on these fat bottomed harbingers of summer!

These big beautiful babies are so fun to make! Absolutely no color of yarn is the wrong choice, and they work up surprisingly fast for measuring 18 inches tall when completed with worsted weight yarn and a 4.0mm hook. I know hair can be a bit of a pain, but there really isn’t much to attach and its so worth it! Personally, I like to paint eyes ...

This throw pillow adds a touch of whimsy to any room! The pattern itself uses very simple stitches and the outcome is just adorable. I used worsted weight yarn and a 4.0mm hook but it would be gorgeous in any yarn and corresponding hook! Of course if you have any trouble at all while working this pattern up, feel free to contact me.

This super cute and whimsical dice/crystal bag works up so quickly and makes a great gift for any mushroom lover, DND aficionado or crystal collector.

Look at his CHEEKS!

She may be slow, but she is double stacked and absolutely precious! This is a super fun pattern and is adorable in any colorway- I just usually make sure to have a light, medium, and dark color to differentiate parts.

These headbands are quite the feminist statement piece, and would also make a wonderful gift for any Ed Gein fanatic.

The idea for this abomination came to me in a dream about a choir of long breasted frogs singing Bohemian Rhapsody. I realized later that it would make a hilarious gift for an over-the-hill birthday or for anyone with an adolescent sense of humor like myself. I can definitely guarantee some giggles while making these ladies.

I got a LOT of requests to write this pattern out, so here he is! He’s the perfect partner for my previously published Long Boobied Frog, and he’s just as much fun to make. If you have any problems at all with this pattern you can absolutely contact me with any questions!

Everyone likes butts! I can tell you from a ton of experience that making these cheeks is super fun and should work up within 3 hours; ending up measuring about 12.5 inches tall and 11 inches wide. There are notes in the pattern so you can make the normal (not spike stitch) booty pictured in green.

This hood is simply adorable from its big bulbous eyes to the tiny frog feet at the end of its tassels, and makes quite a warm conversation starter. One size should fit all teens and adult without adjustment, and the tassels move freely for tightening when complete.

Are you ready to bring some summer fungus that never fades into your life?

Do you like big mushies, and you cannot lie? This keychain is the most adorable conversation starter, and a super unique gift for all those fungi (and booty) lovers out there. Get all that “Pixar Mom Butt” realness with this fungi fanny.

“Life’s a stage, smoke weed till you die”

I love making mushies! But I very mush disliked sewing those caps on. So I got to work on this no sew version