Every time a cryptid comes to town, the skeptics need a scapegoat. Since the Mothman incidents in Point Pleasant, WV, the sand hill crane has been a favorite! With it’s huge wingspan and red eye markings, it sure does cut an imposing figure.

Fair Isle elegance steps into the shadows for this cozy hat. What a stealthy way to show off your own dark side!

Don’t look into the woods. You might not like what you see.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a skunk ape! Worked up in subtle camo-inspired colors, this beanie will keep you cozy as you creep through the woods searching for our most famous cryptid.

Satanism is a much-maligned religion. Most people immediately think of black magic and animal sacrifice. In reality, most Satanists are atheists who have simply chosen a specific ethic to live by.