Never question a man who knows what he’s about like Ron Swanson does. These mittens display arguably the best advice Ron’s ever given--Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing. Knit these in tan, deep brown and with a hint of forest green, and these mittens will give you a friendly reminder and some truly magnificent facial hair to look a...

When life is hard and love is nowhere to be found, one can always turn to the warm cheesy comfort of pizza. These look great if you choose to knit them in yellow and red with accents of red-toned brown, but they may run the risk of making you perpetually hungry. Knit and wear at your own risk!

Express your approval of deep, black coffee or pie (or anything else for that matter) with these damn fine mittens. Knit them in cream, black, and cherry-pie red, and these mittens will keep you warm on your visit to the Pacific Northwest.

George Bluth always had a back-up plan. There’s always money in the banana stand! Knit these in vibrant yellow and slate grey with a pattern that’s a little bit of an illusion (not a trick!), these mittens let you show your love for one of the greatest TV shows ever.

These simple and elegant fern mittens offer a touch of natural coziness in the midst of a cold season. For those of us who like to be surrounded by green plant life all year round, these will certainly fit the bill.

I’m pretty sure that even Fox “Spooky” Mulder would be into these mitts. No conspiracy theories here--these warm mittens look best in deep blue and green with accents of a neutral grey/tan and they shouldn’t just be stuck in the basement of the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.

The grumpy creations of Jim Henson, Waldorf and Statler, are here to tell you that they think YOU STINK. The curmudgeons that we love to hate look great knit in a deep navy, light blue, and cream (or whatever you choose!). Wear these hard-to-please geezers in style!