A pair o’ gloves,

My sister Laura has a good friend named Laura who spent the weekend at our house once last summer. Because I thought that having two people named Laura around would get very confusing very quickly, I assigned them the nicknames Waffle and Flapjack.

I love Ben & Jerry’s, but my hands get cold while eating it.

My friend Jordanna has always wanted a beard. All of her male relatives have luxurious beards and she can’t have one because she’s a girl.