Rachel Berg

eBooks available as Ravelry Downloads

eBook : 3 patterns

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Patterns available as Ravelry Downloads

Crochet: Home - Other
This super inappropriate pattern is quick to work up, but the effects are long-lasting! Keep out those pesky under-the-door drafts by laying this beautiful (and durable!) –erm, tube in front of your door. I recommend stuffing it with larger pellets to weigh it down, but any ordinary stuffing will work.
Crochet: Eye mask
Snooze in sexy comfort all night with this sleep mask pattern that allows you to wear boobies on your head.
Crochet: Softies - Other
Meet your new best friend.
Crochet: Toy Food
Fish tacos!
Crochet: Ball
Make an f bomb! Throw an f bomb! Drop an f bomb!
Crochet: Drawstring Bag
Watch your kids! Krampus is coming to town, toting his tiny bag of naughty children.
Crochet: Drawstring Bag
This tiny bag, when finished, measures less than 5” tall, but gauge is not important in this project.
Crochet: Doll
Happy St Patrick’s Day!
Crochet: Applique / Embellishment
This is an AWESOME pattern! Here’s why!
Crochet: Doll
Make your own tiny Hammer God with this adorable crochet pattern. Size of finished doll is approx 5” in height.
Crochet: Doll
Craft your way to madness with this ALL NEW Mary Sanderson Witch doll pattern!
Crochet: Doll
Craft your way to madness with this ALL NEW Sarah Sanderson Witch doll pattern, part of the Hocus Pocus crochet set. (Full set coming soon!)
Crochet: Wristlet
Crochet yourself a fabulous little pouch to store your phone, wallet, or keys! Finished size is approx 4” x 6”
Crochet: Tote
Crochet yourself a fabulous little pouch to store your phone, wallet, or keys! Finished size is approx 7” x 9”
Crochet: Doll
Good news, everybody! Futurama is still alive and well, and you can now make your very own set of dolls, inspired by the great TV show! I have made a book of instructions so now you can make your very own cast of Futurama, complete with Mom.
Crochet: Softies - Other
Isn’t it fun when your brain and heart play tug of war ALL THE TIME? These adorable tiny crocheted plushies will totally not solve that problem, but it will be a good time killer to keep both your brain and your heart occupied for a short while.
Crochet: Animal Toy
Gobble gobble!
Crochet: Doll
Craft your way to madness with this ALL NEW Winifred Sanderson Witch doll pattern!
Crochet: Animal Toy
Let’s all cheer for rainbows and ponies!!! WHEEEEE!!!
Crochet: Animal Toy
Squeeeee tiny unicorns!!!!
Crochet: Animal Toy
Make this fabulous neck warmer / snuggly snake softie all in one!
Crochet: Softies - Other
Make a lovely, squishy, USABLE Baymax.
Crochet: Animal Toy
Make your very own strange and curious plush cat with this easy-to-read crochet pattern.
Crochet: Toy Food
Oh, just a wee li’l coffee cup here. Decaf, certainly.
Crochet: Billed Hat
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Crochet: Cup / Mug
Pattern includes the following:
Crochet: Applique / Embellishment
This is an AWESOME pattern! Here’s why!
Crochet: Decorative - Other
With this pattern, you’ll be making so many adorable little pumpkins. It’s THAT easy!
Crochet: Decorative - Other
This listing is for an instant download pdf pattern, NOT the finished product.
Crochet: Cup / Mug
Creep everyone out with Frankenstein staring out from your coffee cup. I guarantee you will get a few weird looks, some smiles, and the occasional “OMG I LOVE THAT!”
Crochet: Doll
Cowabunga, dude!
Crochet: Cup / Mug
The Halloween decor is officially here!!! WHEE!!
Crochet: Beanie, Toque
This warm, cozy beanie will keep you warm all winter! And the vintage-style stripes and x’s will be sure to turn heads everywhere you go! Hat is a one size fits most. It is small enough to accommodate smaller heads (like my own) but it is also quite stretchy so it will fit larger heads as well. However, instructions are included to make differe...
Crochet: Beanie, Toque
Popcorn stitchwork and vibrant striped colors make this hat stand out in a crowd!
Crochet: Beanie, Toque
Unique stitchwork and vibrant colors make this hat stand out in a crowd!
Crochet: Cowl
This beautiful, soft, extremely luscious cowl is stunning to look at, but doubles in warmth and comfort. Made with a incredibly soft finish acrylic yarn, it does not itch or become scratchy against the neck. Of course, it can be made with any worsted/aran weight yarn. Guage is not important in this pattern!
Crochet: Earflap Hat
Rainbows and sock monkeys!!!! And crochet! Three of the greatest things ever!!
Crochet: Accessories - Other
Don’t you wish mermaids were real? Well, if you dress your lil one up in this beautiful mermaid outfit, they can be real!!
Crochet: Beret, Tam
Slouchy beanies…slouchy beanies…they’re everywhere!! Guess what? They’re here too. This one in particular is crazy comfy because of the ribbed band and is also super warm because of the stitches used!
Crochet: Fingerless Gloves
Do you love the look of fingerless gloves but have NO CLUE how to make them? Then this is the pattern for you!
Crochet: Costume, Christmas Stocking, Stocking, Pixie Hat
It’s not too early for Christmas stuff, right? Right?? How adorable will your little one look for Christmas photo shoots this year wearing this awesome little stocking hat? Incredibly soft with a decent amount of stretch, your kiddo may not want to take this hat off!!
Crochet: Beanie, Toque
Cool weather is here!! Fall is my favorite season because I get to wear beanies. And this beanie is sure to compliment any cool weather outfit nicely.
Crochet: Earflap Hat
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
Crochet: Potholder
Set of two kitchen potholders created after the beloved South Park character Towelie. The measure approximately 13 inches by 7 inches when completed. They are made in one continuous length, then folded in half and sewn for plenty of thickness.