Je’wool’ry, or “how to waste your time and 12 yards of precious yarn”…
Not sure I’ll dare wear that one day ☺.

CO 75;
Work 8 repeats of lace pattern once;
BO;
Sew the little button;
Pin on your favorite blocking pad;
Spread some hairspray;
Wait 3 hours or 3 days;
Hide and forget it in some drawer