The enigmatic lost exit labyrinth which doesn´t offer an entrance either
Finished
2008
2008

The enigmatic lost exit labyrinth which doesn´t offer an entrance either

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…..so I had to knit me one, an entrance, I mean! But as it is showing, I still got pretty lost trying to find my way to a possible exit, let´s call it an emergency exit in this particular case! My navigation system failed too, just when I would have needed it most, but I never possessed a navi, so this fact didn´t make a big difference!
The whole project started out as the 34578th project in a row of my crazy sewn-yarn-recycle-mania, but right in the middle of delivering kilometers of this madness, I got sick & tired of it, who on earth would need another recycled coat, jacket or believe it or not it´s a scarf or whatever, my Pfaff didn´t fancy running another mile either, so what the hell, I decided to quit & dialed my knitting-inspiration-hot-line hoping to find some help there out of this creative desaster. But all the bastards came up with, was a little band-aid for my tormented fingers & my almost cut in half Pfaff-super-automatic-space-ship & no technical support whatsoever.
The slide show I pulled off here, gives you an idea of the operating modus of my creative brain section, which is located, as I already told you in the notes of a previous project, almost anywhere, but unfortunately not in my brain, so I started out copying myself, which is a quite impossible enterprise, not even I can follow myself, it´s really disgusting to live an artist´s life, I can tell you that for sure, you gotta deal permanently with troubles of all sorts & nobody there answering your emergency calls either!
So it´s about time to apologize for not being able to spoil you with another terrific ghost story, but I must confess on the other hand, that I committed a horrible crime, which nobody will ever notice or believe! I tried to imitate the Magic of Chichicastenango, which didn´t even exist at the time! And, yes this approach didn´t work at all!
I topped myself & even managed to create the only existing enigmatic labyrinth in knitting history, which has no exit & no entrance either, so if you once get lost in there, you might as well ask yourself, if you haven´t lost your mind to begin with! But where is the begin anyway, 6.000.000 years ago? Sorry, I´m not that old, even if I deliver the wisdom of a billion years here!

So give it a try, maybe you´ll enjoy the encounter with the unexpected in the mirror of the unseen, - & don´t get scared, you won´t get caught in my labyrinth, remember, it´s got no entrance ……..

Just in case you got a little confused about my emergency hot-line, I can almost feel, that you don´t believe me a single word, but this one really exists, I entered the proof as an additional very important bit of information, but I can´t tell you the number though, it´s top secret, not even I got it! Another mystery in my life!

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Finished
2008
2008
 
About this pattern
Personal pattern (not in Ravelry)
  • Project created: July 20, 2010
  • Finished: July 20, 2010
  • Updated: October 10, 2018