This bag is for the subtle pirate queen. The photo shows more contrast than real life. In real life, I could wear this bag to church if I were a church-going pirate (I’ve met a few-they have even more subtle bags), and they would have no idea. Sometimes we have to be subtle--we’re not Vikings, after all!

This bag is thick and roomy - hides a lot of booty. But I’ll have to have the old schooner out on a looong voyage of all seven seas to make another. I’d like that. Who’ll crew with me? Yarrrrrrr(n)!