CO 32 st. K2P2 for thirty rounds, BO.
Picked up 32 cast on stitches from the wrong side, turn work, knit 1 round, k2tog all the way around, knit two rows ,k2tog all the way around, K 1 round, k2tog all the way around, pull yarn through remaining stitches.
Slightly felted body (not bottom as much as I could help it). Dried on beer bottle.