Ever wondered what would happen if one’s cranium suddenly erupted, medusoid-fashion, with eyeballs on stalks?

I have. And this hat is the result.

Imagine the conversations…
“That’s a cool hat you have there.”
“Hat? What Hat?”

Hence the name.

A pink skin-toned beanie, crocheted in horizontal stripes, boasts nine lengthy, matching excrescences, each of which is topped by an eyeball with bright blue pupil. The eyeballs and stalks are padded and can be bent slightly or allowed to do their own thing on the wearer’s head.

Hat? What Hat? was designed to burst forth from a medium-to-large sized noggin of between 21.5”/55cm and 24”/61cm. The eyeball stalks are approximately 10”/25cm long.