what happens when your mom’s friend gives you a trashbag full of novelty yarn atrocities? you hold five strands together, grab giant needles, knit in garter stitch and actually really enjoy it

also, god bless the knitter who came up with the term “muppet pelt” to describe novelty yarns

yarns are too numerous to list, and most were unlabelled as well, but Fun Fur is definitely in there