10-12-2017

Day One: ballin’ up yarn is no fun. Chasing balls, yes! But not making balls! ;_; Also, securing vines with a “cast-on” sounds v. v. v. scurry. I’m so scurried, Auntie, save me!

Wait! Ball! :3

11-12-2017

Day Eleventy-Twelve. Have resorted to eating chicken cracker meats to stay alive because Mum said no to fishnana. Yummmm, chicken cracker meats … .

Auntie Aunt is falling behind because Auntie Aunt forgot to take knitting home with her! It’s not like security people will do any knitting for her, Auntie Aunt! There is so much disappointment here, there’s … .

Is that another chicken cracker meats? Om nom nom nom … .

12-12-2017

Day eighty hundred: I suspect Luna is eating all the tuna. And Auntie Aunt knit twelve rows so far, but, phhht, who cares about that?

Auntie Aunt bribed me with kisskiss to take my picture. There is something pink around my neck, but the important thing is my cute, which is large.

13-12-2017

Day forty-three-sixteen: Nooo, Auntie Aunt, why is Daphne modelling my adventure? ;_____; To soothe the most desperate hurt you have engendered in my heart, I require kisskiss and fishnana! And cuddles. And kisskiss. And maybe a gingerbread bone. Or two. (but really three!)

14-12-2017

Auntie Aunt has no update picture tonight because the knitting is in the living room and she is in the bed. ALso, she didn’t knit a lot today because lazy! Also Christmas party and maaaaaaybe because she is tired from staying up too late and also she had no inspiration from my cuteness.

Poor Auntie Aunt.

16-12-2017

Auntie Aunt, why did you miss an update day. Is it because you went shopping without me?!?!?!?!?!? Yes, I thought so. You are so lucky, Aunty Aunt, that tomorrow is Crafty Day at my place--I’ll sit on your lap and help you get all caught up!

Ohhhh, but it’s snowy tail outside! ;_;_;_;_; I wanna go out and play and chase snow and catch snowballs … ! The things I do for you, Auntie Aunt, the things I do.

19-12-2017

Nooooo, Auntie Aunt, now you’ve missed two days of updates! How terriboo, how calamiboo!

Well, it’s a good thing I, as your vine-travelin’ adventurerererer, was there last night to evaluate your work. Good job, Auntie Aunt, I deserve a cookie.

Oh, and you can maybe think about casting off now. Cast off your worries and your strife! You have not used all the yarn, I know, but you is getting bored, I can see it with my seeing. Cast off, Auntie Aunt, and I will swing on those vines you have knit me.

Wait … wait! Nooooooo, why is Daphne covering herself with them again?! Noooooo, Daphne, they’re my vines, not.yours! ;_______;

31-12-2017

Auntie Aunt, you have not been keeping up my Adventure Journal! I shake my head at you, I really do, Auntie Aunt. Fishnana will be no help to you now. But, uh, is that three-week old cheesies you have there? i like those. I call them ‘threesies’ and they are delicious. Mum won’t eat them, I don’t know why.

A-hemmmm, Auntie Aunt, I will sing you a song to let you know there are no hard feelings, only soft feelings, despite you grievous lack of updates to my Adventure. (remember, only soft feelings!)

Auntie Auntie Aunt
You’re not an Auntie Can’t
Even though you didn’t
update this page, Auntie Aunt

Aunty Aunt, don’t you know how tiring it is to be a puppy model? Lookit those pictures of me, I’m so ti-ti. Did you get my best side? How am I kidding, all my sides are good, especially my buttz. And my nose. And my pawpaws. And, well, everything

And now is the time to discuss my fee. I require you to come over and sit on the floor in the kitchen, that I may sit on you while Mum makes food. I require a lot of times of this. Also, while you are playing “video games” (also known as whatevs, Auntie Aunt!), you will be required to thorw my toytoy (and not stick it on your head, it’s not a hat!) and/or (mostly “and”) let me sit on your lap while you play. I may fall alseep, but that is okay.

And this concludes our adventure time, Autny Aunt! Good Auntie, you deserve a cookie. And me. I deserve two cookies. Maybe five. Maybe as much as three!