No pictures of the socks on feet, as they were a gift for a friend who’s got larger feet than I do. The pattern was loosely inspired by that infamous picture on tumblr of someone wearing lovely thick socks, and inexplicably standing basically in the middle of their breakfast table--tea to one side, toast to another. Who does that? Who fucking STANDS in the middle of their BREAKFAST??

honestly it just upset me so much that every time it comes up i get all ranty about it.

anyhow i hope that every time that friend puts on these socks they’re reminded that apparently some people feel that BREAKFAST TABLES are synonymous with floors. or that it’s appropriate to eat your breakfast off a floor.

either way, not ok.

these socks are all right, tho.

UPDATE January 2019
Now with an action picture from said friend--socks on feet, on the floor, exactly where socks are meant to be, because my beloved friend is objectively correct in their feelings about both how to wear socks and also how to eat breakfast. Excellent work.