This was an exercise! Phew! I’ve never used jumbo yarn before, but seeing that a bag of 10 skeins (7yds each skein) was on sale for a fiver, I promptly picked one up. It took me a while to figure out what to do, but once I did my forearms were getting a workout.

Pattern:
Cast on 4.
Knit every row.
(Join new skeins by making a “surgeon’s” knot, or what works for you.)
When about two feet remain, bind off.
Weave in ends with fingers.
That’s all! Maybe two hours of work!